Rub-a-dub-dub

I know I have said this before, but there are just some things that a parent SHOULDN'T have to say...for instance: 

What do you get when you give this....

to this?

Funny story...

The other night, my little girl asked if she could use a foot file in her shower. I know she has seen me use my foot file before and has even had one used on her, so when she asked I was more than willing. 

She proceeded to shower.

After her shower she came to me and told me "thank you" for getting the foot file for her. She then began to tell me ALL OF THE MANY USES of a foot file.

I lie not....

She told me how great it was on her FEET...

How great it was on the palms of her HANDS...

How much she enjoyed using it on her ARMS...

And finally, how much softer her FACE felt!!

Yeah, that's right, I had to tell me beautiful 10 year old that a FOOT FILE is just that...a FOOT FILE! 

She makes life so much fun!!